THE SITTING ROOM
ABOUT
THE SITTING ROOM is an adult social club with that celebrates being "single and sexy" in 21st Century America. Catering to aged 25+ singles over couples, this group is one of a kind on the American lifestyle scene. Some may call us "Freaky Geeks" or "Gods and Goddesses." Others may refer to us as "Horn Dogs" or "Men & Milfs." Although we each do enjoy "Living Libido Loca," we are a group of "Love Lovers" who pool funds, have events, share knowledge, take trips, and meet as a group to simply have fun on a regular basis.
THE SITTING ROOM does not strive to be like any existing "swingers club." We do, however, support couples clubs and other swingers groups by sharing information about their meet and greets, attending some of their parties, and hosting after-parties that follow many of the big gatherings thrown by popular groups in Chicago, Dallas/Fort Worth, Los Angeles, Miami and New York.
THE SITTING ROOM hosts a quarterly "Grand Gala" and weekly hosts private "Hang Outs" that cover the gamut of intimacy interests. Our Steam & Slumber nights, Pallet Parties, Cum-A-Thons, Movies & Merriment, and Absinthe & Adoration events are tasteful, classy and love-filled. These memorable gatherings range from pajama sleepovers and casual daytime get-togethers to competitive fun and relaxing moments laughing with kindred spirits. We also host monthly seminars and workshops to help others become more sexually expressive, improve their relationships, and maintain their integrity without misrepresenting themselves or their motives. THE SITTING ROOM is all about freedom! Here, you and your libido are emancipated!
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Register as a member today to receive discount admission to THE SITTING ROOM's events, seminars and workshops.
All reservations and paid registrations (RSVPs) for each events must be received no later than 5 days prior to the event date. No same-day RSVPs are accepted.
EVENTS
Pallet Party (CHI)
Monthly on the third Sunday
60602 (map)
Sometimes, the best way to relax is to go old school -- put a pallet on the floor and take cat naps! Join us to kick off your week with a bit of cuddling, watching tv, eating, drinking, napping and necking together.
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Alpha & Omega Gala
Tuesday December 31, 2019 9:00 PM - Wednesday January 1, 2020 1:00 AM
60602 (map)
Celebrate the close of a decade and the start of a new one this New Year's Eve! For sexy singles 25+ only. Come! Have a fucking good time! Food - Drinks - Music - Fun PRIVATE ADDRESS TO black-tie attire PARTY LOCATION PROVIDED AFTER $150/per person RSVP HAS BEEN PAID. https://paypal.me/bepublished/
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Shhh . . . Secret Joy Share Party
Tuesday December 24, 2019 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM
60602 (map)
For sexy singles 25+ only. Come! Have a fucking good time! Food - Drinks - Music - Fun PRIVATE ADDRESS TO casual attire PARTY LOCATION PROVIDED AFTER $100/per person RSVP HAS BEEN PAID. https://paypal.me/bepublished/
HOUSE RULES
1. No one under the age of 25 allowed
2. No photography/videography/recording/telephones allowed
3. Bring your own drinks, wipes, condoms, cigarettes and alcohol (no illegal or hard drugs allowed)
4. Number of couples allowed at events is limited to reduce jealousy, being blamed in divorce proceedings, and other problems.
5. Single men/women are welcome at parties or get-togethers without a partner.
6. All men and women must take a shower/bath before attending any event.
7. All men and women must have trimmed/groomed/shaved/waxed pubic area/genitals.
8. Adults must be respectful and courteous to each other at all times.
9. Only once can someone ask you to engage in any particular activity with together. If you've said "No," it is up to you to approach that person to let them know you are now interested in saying "Yes" if they are still interested in engaging in said activity with you.
10. Let it be known what your sexual preference is. Readily alert accosting members as to whether you are bisexual, gay, lesbian, or heterosexual so no one will be "misled" or feel "deceived" by intimately interacting with you.
11. Always use protection to prevent against the transfer of sexually transmitted diseases.
12. Always alert members if you are infected with an incurable disease such as Hepatitis, Herpes, HIV/AIDS and others in case protection fails.
13. When watching a "sharing session," always ask to join in before doing so.
